Funny that you should say "in the pink", because among the colds, flu's, and stomach bugs, my daughter also came home with pink eye.
See this is what I mean by you needing to make personal updates. I did not even know you were moving. I bet the whole story would make a good journal comic. Ha!
I am not sure if it is your "caricaturist" or my lack of pop culture. I hate celebrity news stuff and generally stick to listening to NPR (which means I occasionally hear about people, but do not know what they look like).